As you may have heard, the NY State Senate killed a bill to allow same-sex marriage in the State of New York. ASSHOLES.
Nominated by @Spudsfan
Via @Twyst. Blah blah blah, crashed his car, blah blah blah, cheated on his wife, blah blah blah, none of our business despite trading on his squeaky-clean image for years….Tiger, face it man, you’re an ASSHOLE.
I really can’t come up with a better image than this one, ganked from NY Spanish-language newspaper El Diario L Prensa quitting/firing of CNN resident wingnut Lou Dobbs. Goodbye Lou, you magnificent Asshole.
So the State of Maine passed a law allowing Gay marriages? Good for you, way to strike a blow for civil rights and…..wait. You just over-turned it? 53% percent of you voted against gay marriage? Oh, you ASSHOLES*.
*Best of luck to the 47% of right-thinking voters in the State, I’d be wandering down the street, asking how people voted and kicking those who voted “yes” to the repeal in the balls.
#assholethursday welcomes its first douche, Chad Michael Murray, courtesy Busy Phillips.
It’s been a while since I’ve updated #assholethursday, so let’s go with the biggest collection of assholes in the news of late, both the Heene Family and, indeed, the media itself for wasting imprtant hours, if not days, of our lives with a giant, bullshit “story”.
Fuck all you assholes. Every one.
“I don’t care that you guys miss the librarian, and she was nice, and she helped you find books,” Xinos told them.
“Don’t cry crocodile tears about people who are making $100,000 a year wiping tables and putting the books back on the shelves,” Xinos smirked, apparently referencing the fired head librarian, who has advanced degrees and made $98,676 a year. He said Oak Brook had to “stop indulging people in their hobbies” and “their little, personal, private wants.”
Sydney was upset and “her little friend was in tears” after Xinos spoke at the meeting last week, says mom Hope Sabbagha.
“I wanted that kid to lose sleep that night,” a grinning Xinos says Wednesday, as he invites me for a nearly two-hour interview in his Mercedes-Benz in the gated Oak Brook community where he lives.
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That little treasure up there is Constantine “Connie” Xinos, a criminal attorney in Oak Brook, Illinois who’s pissed off his tax dollars are funding something as unnecessary as a library. What an asshole.
Full story here.
Asshole Thursday main-stay, Jon Goesselin has once again descended to new lows in assholery (or is that assholerocity?) Now that the show has been named Controlling Bitch + 8….oops, I mean Kate + 8, he wants his children to stop being used to make all of that wonderful money that he had no problem taking when he was on the payroll.
Seriously folks, we should just rename Asshole Thursday, Jon Gosselin-day and get it over with.
John Derbyshire of the National Review believes that the country would be much better off if women’s suffrage was repealed.
I’ll just let that one sit there.
