Michael Vick recently won the Philadelphia Eagles’ Ed Block Courage Award for, apparently, managing to be out of prison for a year without again running a criminal enterprise based on horrible animal cruelty. “My peers felt like I was doing the right thing,” Vick said. “Felt like I displayed courage and sportsmanship and leadership.” Well fuck you Mike, most citizens can make it through the year without being a horrible person and don’t get so much as a cookie for their efforts. Welcome to #assholethursday.
